How To Make $1,000 an Hour In The Semi Moving Picture Show Biz..

Once a bear and a deer lived in the forest and they were neighbors or so the deer was at any rate and the deer was a musician and painter.

One day the bear said, sort of nonchalant, "That's was an awful song, even Sam Picasso could paint better," hoping to pick a fight and so have the deer for lunch.

But heavan was not up just yet and the deer was saavy saying, "Go over to ye yon branch way away, where the rolling stone is gathering more moss, and we'll run here and the one who reaches hear first is obviously the real action musician." So the bear says, "Right." ...

....and runs real fast or "jogs real slow" to the branch of the mossy flow of the stony shores of the cosmic ocean, and when he noticed the deer was elsewhere than the evening light he said, "Come on, we'll be late for lunch if we don't run" "And so will you!" said the bear under his breath.

The deer said, "I just want to make sure it's the same distance from Z to A for me to you as A to Zoom for all so all who are one with WiFi and goodness are blessed. The bear being not too bright said, "You Know, You May Be Right About What...". And the deer was saying, "On Your Mark, Set Go....".

And the bear ran to where the deer was, thinking to himself how especially rich with a bit of booze to eat the deer might look this evening........ When the bear got close, he being nearsighted as most bears will be, realized it was just a vision on the zoom of the deer the bear was running up to and the dear was miles away by now.

On the side was a memo real big, "ConGRADS and ULATIONS! You've just run from here to hear and returned! If that doesn't take a starving wildlife painter to achieve, I don't know what does."

And so moved by the experience and in such good condition, the deer went to Hollywood and got into Moving Vans, Selling Inventions As Heard On FM....

And the bear had to go without lunch all month that year and had to endear a lot. How the horse and the racoon would laugh, they had their own 21st century rediculous web celebration station!

And the Moral; Name No Pot Brass Who has No Gold, Ronco Saves More Xmas Than Most Cyber Elves!